Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
What's That Smell?
Boy child " Dad, do you smell that?"
Me "No, what is it?"
Boy Child " I farted"
Wife" Nice, look what you've taught him."
Me "No, what is it?"
Boy Child " I farted"
Wife" Nice, look what you've taught him."
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
We interrupt this childs blog for a note from dad...
I always knew my kids would grow to hate me I just didn't think it would be when they were 5 and 2.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
EWWW... She kissed me.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
The end of an era
Saturday, January 23, 2010
How quickly they learn (the morning addition).
Friday, January 22, 2010
Did I mention his sister is sassy too?
Thursday, January 21, 2010
He, she, wait, what?!?
boy child: dad, I think that girl is really a boy.
me: Yes she is.
boy child: yeah, that's weird.
me: Yes she is.
boy child: yeah, that's weird.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Becareful what you tell them...
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Oh, Poop
Boy Child: Dad, when did I have corn?
Me: Why?
Boy Child: There is corn in my poop.
Me: Dude, flush the toilet.
Leaving aside the whole corn digestion... thing; what is it about poop that kids find so fascinating?
Me: Why?
Boy Child: There is corn in my poop.
Me: Dude, flush the toilet.
Leaving aside the whole corn digestion... thing; what is it about poop that kids find so fascinating?
Monday, January 18, 2010
A classic Boyism...
Boy Child: Dad, what does yellow feel like?
Me: That is to deep of a question for this time in the morning.
Boy Child: More coffee first?
Me: More coffee first.
Me: That is to deep of a question for this time in the morning.
Boy Child: More coffee first?
Me: More coffee first.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Sarcasm
I have always said that the Family Sarcasm evolves with each generation of Gold men. My grandfather was sarcastic, my father was more sarcastic than him and I in turn am more sarcastic than my father. And all was right in the world until 5 years ago when my wife and i were blessed with a bouncing bundle of joy. We shall call him... Boy Child. From birth I knew there was something special about this one; he would roll his eyes when ever anyone made mention of how lucky we were to have a boy instead of a girl. There was a glint in his eye as if he was already saying just wait until I can talk.
Now here we are 5 years later and he is proving to be a sarcasm prodigy. In this space I will share with you some of the amazing pearls that he drops at the most inappropriate time.
Today, we shall start with last nights "complement" to his mother.
Boy Child Says: When I grow up I'm gonna be just like mom. Very responsible and no fun.
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