Saturday, March 20, 2010
Wife: What type of Birthday Party do you want to have this year.
Boy Child: Lego
Wife: Ok, just out of curiosity why?
Boy Child: Because when people see the theme they will buy me little lego packs and then I can take all those little packs and return them to get a big pack that I really want.
Wife: Wow, thats not very nice.
Boy Child: They'll get over it.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
The Setting: Boy Child and I working on his home work after school.
Me: ... actually that is the word "know".
Boy Child: No, no is spelled "no". I know that word.
Me: Actually it is spelled both ways and has 2 different meanings.
Boy Child: Seriously, how do they expect me to learn English is they keep making up all new rules?
Me: That is a very good question; just wait until we start discussing "to", "too" and "two".
Boy Child: English is dumb.
Me: Which ends in a silent "B".
Boy Child: Wait, what, why?
Me: I have no clue.