You can't fault his logic...

Wife: What type of Birthday Party do you want to have this year.
Boy Child: Lego
Wife: Ok, just out of curiosity why?
Boy Child: Because when people see the theme they will buy me little lego packs and then I can take all those little packs and return them to get a big pack that I really want.
Wife: Wow, thats not very nice.
Boy Child: They'll get over it.

He may have a valid point...

Boy Child: Dad, where's my lunch
Me: Boy Child, why don't you come make your own sandwich.
Boy Child: But dad, if I could do that why would I need you?

I think we might be doing something wrong. We watched The Fox and the Hound with the kids last night and the boy child was rooting for the hunter.

The English language is dumb...

The Setting: Boy Child and I working on his home work after school.

Me: ... actually that is the word "know".
Boy Child: No, no is spelled "no". I know that word.
Me: Actually it is spelled both ways and has 2 different meanings.
Boy Child: Seriously, how do they expect me to learn English is they keep making up all new rules?
Me: That is a very good question; just wait until we start discussing "to", "too" and "two".
Boy Child: English is dumb.
Me: Which ends in a silent "B".
Boy Child: Wait, what, why?
Me: I have no clue.