Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
NINJA DOG!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The End...
Friday, July 9, 2010
Summer Fun!
Girl Friend says...
Boy Child tried to "break up" with his girl friend today because he likes another girl. Response from said girl friend "Shut up, you aren't allowed to break up with me". So now Boy Child wants to know if it is ok to just ask out the other girl since he tried. Oh, need I remind you he is all of 6 years old.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
CODE RED...
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
That's MY job?
Boy Child: Dad let's have a better day tomorrow.
Me: Ok, and how do we do that?
Boy Child: How should I know, thats your job
Me: Ok, and how do we do that?
Boy Child: How should I know, thats your job
Monday, June 21, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
The Boy Child Project
The Boy Child, is inquisitive. How inquisitive? Well, he has decided that he wants to decorate his room in maps and post cards from around the world. So in an effort to foster his desire to learn the wife and I have acquired world maps, subway maps, treasure maps and Disney maps and framed and hung them in his room.
Maps are easy. We can go to Target, The Learning Store and the local book store for those. It's the post cards that are the problem. And then I had an idea; thanks to the beauty of the Internet we have been able to connect with friends and family all over the world. And well, we were hoping that could look to you, our friends around the world, to possibly send a post card our way that shows off the beauty of where you live. If you, or anyone you know, are willing to help please send us a message and we will forward you our address.
All post cards we receive will be scanned and posted here as part of the Boy Child Project!
Maps are easy. We can go to Target, The Learning Store and the local book store for those. It's the post cards that are the problem. And then I had an idea; thanks to the beauty of the Internet we have been able to connect with friends and family all over the world. And well, we were hoping that could look to you, our friends around the world, to possibly send a post card our way that shows off the beauty of where you live. If you, or anyone you know, are willing to help please send us a message and we will forward you our address.
All post cards we receive will be scanned and posted here as part of the Boy Child Project!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Working from HOME...
Cooties
Old man, at store, pats boy child on head; buy child turns to him and says "please don't touch me you might have cooties".
Monday, April 5, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
You can't fault his logic...
Wife: What type of Birthday Party do you want to have this year.
Boy Child: Lego
Wife: Ok, just out of curiosity why?
Boy Child: Because when people see the theme they will buy me little lego packs and then I can take all those little packs and return them to get a big pack that I really want.
Wife: Wow, thats not very nice.
Boy Child: They'll get over it.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
He may have a valid point...
Friday, March 5, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
The English language is dumb...
The Setting: Boy Child and I working on his home work after school.
Me: ... actually that is the word "know".
Boy Child: No, no is spelled "no". I know that word.
Me: Actually it is spelled both ways and has 2 different meanings.
Boy Child: Seriously, how do they expect me to learn English is they keep making up all new rules?
Me: That is a very good question; just wait until we start discussing "to", "too" and "two".
Boy Child: English is dumb.
Me: Which ends in a silent "B".
Boy Child: Wait, what, why?
Me: I have no clue.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Planning for my demise.
Me: Girl Child it is time to take a shower.
Girl Child: No, and I am a princess so you can't tell em what to do.
Me: Well if you are the princess than I am the King and you still have to do what I tell you.
Boy Child: Rea, you need to find a prince so you can get married and get rid of dad.
Me: Gee thanks!
Boy Child: No problem.
Girl Child: No, and I am a princess so you can't tell em what to do.
Me: Well if you are the princess than I am the King and you still have to do what I tell you.
Boy Child: Rea, you need to find a prince so you can get married and get rid of dad.
Me: Gee thanks!
Boy Child: No problem.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
What's that smell?
Monday, February 15, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Such respect I get.
Me:" I'm going to take a shower"
Girl Child: **sniff, sniff** "You should, you stinky dada"
Girl Child: **sniff, sniff** "You should, you stinky dada"
Thursday, February 4, 2010
And it was all Yellow
Monday, February 1, 2010
Bathing in the toilet
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
What's That Smell?
Boy child " Dad, do you smell that?"
Me "No, what is it?"
Boy Child " I farted"
Wife" Nice, look what you've taught him."
Me "No, what is it?"
Boy Child " I farted"
Wife" Nice, look what you've taught him."
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
We interrupt this childs blog for a note from dad...
I always knew my kids would grow to hate me I just didn't think it would be when they were 5 and 2.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
EWWW... She kissed me.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
The end of an era
Saturday, January 23, 2010
How quickly they learn (the morning addition).
Friday, January 22, 2010
Did I mention his sister is sassy too?
Thursday, January 21, 2010
He, she, wait, what?!?
boy child: dad, I think that girl is really a boy.
me: Yes she is.
boy child: yeah, that's weird.
me: Yes she is.
boy child: yeah, that's weird.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Becareful what you tell them...
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Oh, Poop
Boy Child: Dad, when did I have corn?
Me: Why?
Boy Child: There is corn in my poop.
Me: Dude, flush the toilet.
Leaving aside the whole corn digestion... thing; what is it about poop that kids find so fascinating?
Me: Why?
Boy Child: There is corn in my poop.
Me: Dude, flush the toilet.
Leaving aside the whole corn digestion... thing; what is it about poop that kids find so fascinating?
Monday, January 18, 2010
A classic Boyism...
Boy Child: Dad, what does yellow feel like?
Me: That is to deep of a question for this time in the morning.
Boy Child: More coffee first?
Me: More coffee first.
Me: That is to deep of a question for this time in the morning.
Boy Child: More coffee first?
Me: More coffee first.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Sarcasm
I have always said that the Family Sarcasm evolves with each generation of Gold men. My grandfather was sarcastic, my father was more sarcastic than him and I in turn am more sarcastic than my father. And all was right in the world until 5 years ago when my wife and i were blessed with a bouncing bundle of joy. We shall call him... Boy Child. From birth I knew there was something special about this one; he would roll his eyes when ever anyone made mention of how lucky we were to have a boy instead of a girl. There was a glint in his eye as if he was already saying just wait until I can talk.
Now here we are 5 years later and he is proving to be a sarcasm prodigy. In this space I will share with you some of the amazing pearls that he drops at the most inappropriate time.
Today, we shall start with last nights "complement" to his mother.
Boy Child Says: When I grow up I'm gonna be just like mom. Very responsible and no fun.
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