Thursday, June 24, 2010


Me: What you doing?
Boy Child: Making a color chart.
Me: What do the colors mean?
Boy Child: What kind of mood your in.
Me: Huh?
Boy Child: Yellow means you’re in a good mood, blue means you are annoyed, red means Girl Child and I should probably leave you alone for while.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Boy Child to Girl Child: "Do you want me to tie you up & torture you?"
Girl Child: "No"
Boy Child: "Oh, ok, wanna play cars"

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

That's MY job?

Boy Child: Dad let's have a better day tomorrow.
Me: Ok, and how do we do that?
Boy Child: How should I know, thats your job

Monday, June 21, 2010

Boy Child: Dad, milk comes from cows right.
Me: Yeap
Boy Child: And ice cream comes from milk.
Me: Yeap
Boy Child: Do ice cream cows live in Alaska to keep them cold?