
Girl Child: "Mommy, my baby monkey fell in the potty! He is all wet!"
Wife: Why did you drop him in?
Girl Child: "It wasn't me, he did it, he jumped in! He is a bad monkey!"
And yes, before you ask of course there was pee in the toilet.
Boy Child is a sarcasm prodigy. Herein are some of the more clever things he and his sister have to say.
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