CODE RED...

Me: What you doing?
Boy Child: Making a color chart.
Me: What do the colors mean?
Boy Child: What kind of mood your in.
Me: Huh?
Boy Child: Yellow means you’re in a good mood, blue means you are annoyed, red means Girl Child and I should probably leave you alone for while.

Boy Child to Girl Child: "Do you want me to tie you up & torture you?"
Girl Child: "No"
Boy Child: "Oh, ok, wanna play cars"

That's MY job?

Boy Child: Dad let's have a better day tomorrow.
Me: Ok, and how do we do that?
Boy Child: How should I know, thats your job

Boy Child: Dad, milk comes from cows right.
Me: Yeap
Boy Child: And ice cream comes from milk.
Me: Yeap
Boy Child: Do ice cream cows live in Alaska to keep them cold?

The Boy Child Project

The Boy Child, is inquisitive. How inquisitive? Well, he has decided that he wants to decorate his room in maps and post cards from around the world. So in an effort to foster his desire to learn the wife and I have acquired world maps, subway maps, treasure maps and Disney maps and framed and hung them in his room.

Maps are easy. We can go to Target, The Learning Store and the local book store for those. It's the post cards that are the problem. And then I had an idea; thanks to the beauty of the Internet we have been able to connect with friends and family all over the world. And well, we were hoping that could look to you, our friends around the world, to possibly send a post card our way that shows off the beauty of where you live. If you, or anyone you know, are willing to help please send us a message and we will forward you our address.

All post cards we receive will be scanned and posted here as part of the Boy Child Project!

Working from HOME...

Boy Child: Dad, why do you stay home all day?
Me: Well, I work from home.
Boy Child looking around the room: Apparently you don't work as a cleaning

Cooties

Old man, at store, pats boy child on head; buy child turns to him and says "please don't touch me you might have cooties".