Me: Misty, you want a hot dog?
Boy Child: You can't give her a hot dog; they may have been related.
Girl Child: (spitting out lunch) WE ARE EATING DOGS????

NINJA DOG!!!!!!

Girl Child: Misty (the dog) is on my side.
Boy Child: Thats fine. I have a Ninja Dog on my team... you just can't see him... he's hiding.

I LOVE MY CHILDREN!

The End...

Boy Child and GFOBC (girl friend of Boy Child) are breaking up and in the discussion they are dividing up stuff! Boy Child: "You can have the family room and the kitchen; I'm taking the Play Room and the living room". This is the most surreal thing I have ever experienced.

Summer Fun!

My kids have decided to play that classic game this summer. It's called lets see how much we can annoy daddy before threatens to beat us.

Girl Friend says...

Boy Child tried to "break up" with his girl friend today because he likes another girl. Response from said girl friend "Shut up, you aren't allowed to break up with me". So now Boy Child wants to know if it is ok to just ask out the other girl since he tried. Oh, need I remind you he is all of 6 years old.

Me: Boy Child, let's go for a hike this morning.
Boy Child: No thanks
Me: Ok, then you are going to clean your room this morning.
Boy Child: So, what time do you want to head to the trails?

And this is how we negotiate in my house.

CODE RED...

Me: What you doing?
Boy Child: Making a color chart.
Me: What do the colors mean?
Boy Child: What kind of mood your in.
Me: Huh?
Boy Child: Yellow means you’re in a good mood, blue means you are annoyed, red means Girl Child and I should probably leave you alone for while.